So...Here we are!  You’ve come to this site because you’re curious, right?  Whatever...You’re really here because deep down inside where you don’t want anyone to look, you know there is a part of you that is just an Asshole.

Let’s look at that for a bit.  There are a few things about being an Asshole that I would like to distinguish.  Let’s call them degree’s of Asshole-ness.

  1. 1.The Total Asshole-You’re an Asshole because you treat people like shit, you don’t care how you are or how you affect the world around you.  The truth about you...You’re SCREWED.  Leave the website now...There is no hope for you.  You’re a selfish, insecure moron who takes pride in causing chaos and enjoys hurting other people.  Not to mention, you’re so resistant to anything being the truth about you, that doesn’t come from you, that you’re ready to go anyway.  Bye for now...You’ll be back!

  2. 2.The Rude Asshole-You can’t control yourself.  You haven’t yet developed the social skills to say and do things that are appropriate.  Your life looks like this...a few days don’t go by without you being mad at someone, or lashing out in childlike anger.  You know...Get out of my sand box!  Those are my crayons!  She’s MY friend and not yours.  It’s time to figure it out!

  3. 3.The Ignorant Asshole-You just don’t get it.  You really don’t mean to be a jerk. You’re just totally unaware of how you are and the effect you have on the world.  Your heart is pure...you just haven’t taken the time to listen and learn how to be someone that other people really like.  You know...that person who would get invited to your friends’ family functions...that’s not you. YET!

  4. 4.The Pathetic Asshole-You’re the victim and everything is happening to you.  You’re self-absorbed and there always seems to be a problem.  You’re a member of the Complainers Club and the Gossip Group.  Don’t worry, even though that’s what you do, there is a solution.

  5. 5.The Occasional Asshole-We all fall into this category from time to time.  You get to wrapped up in your own stuff.  You get stuck and figure you are just the way you are and you can’t change.  You can change, you just don’t know how to do it.  Some areas of your life work very well and others don’t.  You keep repeating yourself...screwing up the same job, the same relationship, and then you complain about it.  Give it up!

Have no fear.  You’re already on your way.  Here is a checklist to prove it.

Step 1-by reading to this point you’ve distinguished which degree of asshole you are. (COMPLETED)

Step 2-by laughing at step one you’ve pulled your head out of your ass.  If you haven’t, grab your ears and give good hard yank. BEWARE OF THE LOUD POP THAT MAY OCCUR. (COMPLETED)

Step 3-read about me in the box to the right. (COMPLETED IN 60 SECONDS)

Step 4-Complete Step 3 Asshole...GO TO THE RIGHT and read About Me...Step 5 is below that.










ABOUT ME,

I’m Matt Brown...for the most part I’m in the “Former Asshole” category. However, if I don’t manage myself and my Way of Being in life, I can go right back to being that guy.  I used to think that being an Asshole got me what I wanted.  Let me tell you what I got...a path of resentments and a likability factor of next to nil.  Not to mention the ulcer from fear and worry that I CREATED.

I’m here to tell you that there is another way. How about this? I’ll show you what worked for me, and countless other people. Then, you can test run the program for 30 days.  If you don’t think it works, send it back and let me know why.  I’ll give you the money back.  Just don’t be an Asshole and feed me a line of crap just to see it and then try to return it.


Step 5-Continue to the next page and learn about The Asshole Remedy.

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